Becuz ‘murica:

Says so right there on the front.

UGGGHHH i just threw up a little. look at that dash!

I’ve never seen this before. This is absolutely brilliant. Cheers!

That makes me proud to be Canadian. Well, that and the Ford GT, along with the Dodge Charger Hellcat.

No, but the Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

“This place has got everything...”

A squid eating dough through a polyurethane bag is fast and bulbous.

At least he was easy to find:

This is what I came to post. Thank you for your service.

Thanks, I had forgotten that commercial. I once came across a "cheap" 928S that was nearly that bad, but the engine seemed OK. Nearly pulled the trigger, but having 2 track bikes, a street bike, and 2 cars meant time/money was going to be an issue. Hope it found a good home.

Beautiful. Can't be that many young fellas out there willing to go the distance. Nice commercial. Tugs the heart strings. :)

oh dear god no. my family had one of those and it was the absolute worst automobile ever. we called it the Phoendix (“fiend-ix”).

or...

+1 brilliant

Sense of Right Alliance activate!

I laughed WAY too hard at this for some reason.

You gonna need some weapon, Specialman!

Can Robert Cop 2 play too?

Wait i'm confused