“Hit The Blower!”

This, of course:

I bet he really regrets installing this....

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the world:

It was an honest mistake. Somebody wiped under a dock, and there they saw a rock. It wasn’t a rock.

All the better to flash you with....

Other markets get full-strength Ford coffee, The U.S. once again gets the watered-down version.

He was just channeling his inner Frosty....

Too bad that ambulance was a VW. If it were a Ford, the race team could simply tell the insurance company that the car was damaged in Transit.

Probably just another damn Ekans.

The ultimate clownshoe:

Eddie Murphy said it best....

I don’t see the issue...a hearse is no different than a beige Camry. They both accommodate people who are dead inside.

They shall sing songs in it’s honor....

Three words: Continuously Variable Transmission.

The only way this could be more Canadian is if the pickup truck had been an old Mercury or Fargo.

Twerk, you say?