They’ve just created a reverse Raptor.

I expected it to have no carpet.

Of course we all know the answer is “winter beater”. Usually a decrepit, rust eaten heap with good tires and a working heater that does commuter duty from November to April. Front wheel drive is a plus, but less fun. That Century pictured above would be a good choice (it would probably fold in half due to tin worm…

Niagara Dragway, Niagara Falls, NY, (1961-1974). Being reclaimed by the earth. Was also used “unofficially” by local youths into the 80's.

How about Toby’s sweet Monte Carlo on Scorpion (the show that is the ultimate test of “suspension of disbelief”):

It does evoke a certain air of nostalgia.....

I’m a Type 10 person.

...and take your mum!

If it is an ‘86, The 8 Track must be aftermarket.

“Too old?.... Wuss.”- The King

Was it insured?

Why wouldn’t you wanta Fanta?

Here you go....

Yup, my bone stock automatic ‘01 Z28 managed 300 rwhp. Given that it was factory rated at 310hp at the crank, I‘d say some liberties were taken with the numbers (mostly to appease LS1 Corvette buyers, I’d imagine).  

I’m going with Corvair. The eyebrows, trim and hubcap all look Corvair-ish. Plus the trunk looks the part.

Looks like a Ram Jam.

Lamborghini Shih Tzus.

No relation.