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Aliens Ate My Buick
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The worst I had was a '72 Chevy C-20 pickup, but that was more due to it's iffy tires.

Ford Granada. You still see malaise-era Monte Carlos, Grand Prix's, Cutlasses, the occasional Buick Century......but all the Granadas are long gone.

They really weren't that bad, certainly better than the bulk of their American competition at the time they were introduced. They handled well (better when equipped with F-41 suspension), were durable (we got 320,000 trouble free miles out of our 1984 Cavalier 2.0 EFI, running fine when sold), got decent mileage, and

Solution below (though I still have no idea why Viagara Man didn't just lock his hubs).

I thought this was already settled. (Hindustan Motors Ambassador).

What was needed here was Durex, not Purex.

When you're a spy, it's best to have a getaway car that looks vaguely similar to various other models, to confuse your pursuers.

Thank you...I'll be here all week.

Q: What do you use to hold a motorized frog together?

He does exist!

Skip to Maloo, my darlin'

I figured I'd get called on that...

I'm going with the Nissan Navara/Frontier (and it's orphaned cousin, the Suzuki Equator).

"The last Z/28 was produced in 2001." Uh.... no. (Hint....the last 4th gen Z28 sported some "35th anniversary" badges).

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According to the commercials, you could fit a whole garage in a Citation.

Better put these guys on the case.....Oh. Wait. Never mind.

All manner of (stolen) Kuwaiti vehicles were pressed into service by the Iraqi army attempting to flee Kuwait . Supercars, pickups, and many, many box Caprices (packed to the gills with pilfered loot).