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Aliens Ate My Buick
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A college roommate had a diesel Rabbit. Slooooow, noisy, and an electrical system that would make Lucas proud. It did manage nearly 50mpg, though.

Lamborghini Gallardo LP 550-2

INSANE!

Because LS1.

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Now that's a Fairmont with some zip-zop zoobitybop!

I'd hate to see it go. But it would be a more dignified ending than the 240/260/280Z received (death by bloat).

North/South America? Suburban. Space, reliability, parts widely available.

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Trucking just hasn't been the same since Red Sovine died.

Most "adventures" involving a white '04 Taurus end up triggering a Senior Alert.

1. Pontiac Aztek

Knight Rider Mustang. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I blame AMT. (The '55 Nomad kit contained the parts to build a "pickup" version).

Perhaps she's simply peeking out.

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Too dangerous to work there IMHO. You never know when an old lady is gonna throw a tire through the window.

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Too dangerous to work there, IMHO. You never know when an old lady is going to throw a tire through the window.

Texas, you say? Their Sheriffs have been known to be overzealous on occasion.

Wouldn't be the first time a wet box got a guy into trouble.....

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...and here's one that's truly outrageous.