On dating apps I’ve literally never had an interaction with a trans person where they didn’t reveal they’re trans within the first three messages to me.

If we’re going to libel/slander a Simmons can it be Gene? I hear he’s sexually attracted to llamas.

I hope my neighbors’ windows aren’t open because I just said it three times out loud and it is indeed quite awkward. I also hope I didn’t just mystically summon a news anchor.

Not to mention the messes they already know about but are not public knowledge yet.

The absolute worst. They love 7am meetings at my job.

Maybe the white woman who beat up that racist in Florida? http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/miami-racist-white-woman-fight-video-filmed-in-coral-springs-9614851

I would say J.K. Rowling.

Definitely not a fan of having my name be synonymous with a sex act - dudes can say really creepy shit when you introduce yourself!

What’s a non-Becky white woman look like? Asking for a friend (read: my wife).

Remember this, everyone?

“What started as a controversial term for fellatio...”

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

This was another instance of everyone jumping on the Twitter bandwagon without knowing all the facts.

I’m not sure what facts people were missing when they jumped on the twitter bandwagon. It seems that Osteen decided to take action after he started getting shamed on twitter, he even went as far as to block those calling him out and prayed this will go away. If this was something in the works for sometime then they…

Submitted for the day’s “Damning with Faint Praise” award.

In the grand scheme of mega church celebrity pastors Osteen is, relatively speaking, less awful than some.

One of the things that has pssed me off the most about “progressives” is how sht they are on Election Day. Republicans started with their voter restriction laws in 2013, and the 2014 elections should have seen a progressive backlash so overwhelming that Republicans would never dare anything of the sort ever again. …

It can be even simpler than that: vote. Not just once every two to four years, but regularly for local elections too. Minorities by definition don’t have the numbers to vote out the racist sheriffs and DAs and congressmen and senators by themselves. It’s a bare-minimum start.