Dear Gawker, stop posting stories with the word "dear" in the title. I love being patronized as much as the next guy, but this is getting a bit out of hand. I know all my self-important millennial friends need to share their wisdom with the world, but please do so on Facebook, not here. (Incidentally, 'chronic…

Or you could just make friends with people based on their personality and common interests regardless of race and not strive for arbitrary racial quotas in your friend circle.

Did you finish reading the joke? You should finish reading the joke, it's funny.

That is so homophobic to suggest that he's going in last "so as not to make them feel uncomfortable." Unbelievable.

This is not him being a distraction. This is ESPN making him seem like a distraction in the way that only ESPN can (which is the worst way possible). Kindly shut the fuck up.

But if they told her they were going to blur the naked parts, and they didn't, why is she in the wrong here? This is pretty...blamey.

It's also possible when she signed on the show wasn't called Dating Naked. Reality TV is a terrible beast, and contestants/performers are bait and switched all the time with last minute production changes and decisions.

INTERNET RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, you must be the funniest guy to 5 yr olds. Congratulations!

12-1 = Undefeated.

Do you mean 1988 or were you referring to the season in which the mercy rule would have been called at halftime against Alabama if it were Pop Warner? Because that would be an interesting definition of "undefeated season".

Well, if it is not the high academic standards, what is going to be the new excuse ND fans use for why they have been so terrible at football for the last decade plus?

"You know what? No. Your whiny baby doesn't deserve a prize if they lost"

Taking the kids out for pizza is one thing. Participation ribbons/tropies are just patronizing - I don't think they make anyone feel better about themselves.

I played competitive sports as a kid. I also competed in musical and performance competitions, spelling bees, and was a force to be reckoned with on the debate team.

Am I the only one who hated getting a "participation" trophy or ribbon as a kid? It always made me feel like more of a loser. Like "you suck, but we don't want you to feel bad, so here."

I actually worked for a carrier and still work in the industry. There's the industry stance on it (running out of spectrum!) and the response from skeptics (fix it!). Both are legitimate to some degree.

I have to ask, did you ever have a soul? or did you give it to the devil in exchange for some videogames sometime before this comment?

Well, food commercials advertise that their products are so good you'll become addicted to them and won't be able to stop. And I assume the commercial is also anti-dog because the dog isn't being fed in this commercial.

OK, help me out here. Hours ago we got a "review" of Ariana Grande's "Break Free" which is very literally exclusively a cooing, pouting, eye lash batting, zero g writhing, hair tossing exercise in "fuck me fuck me fuck me", as delivered by what appears to be virtually a CG idealization of youthful desireablity, while…