Article titles like this, and the mean-spirited comments below, are why a majority of this country support gender equality yet still hate feminists and deem them to be bitter and hateful people.

How you know a Gawker writer is an unbearable douchebag: When they start a paragraph with "Listen.".

Do you own any pets?

They do it because brick and mortars would give them the finger if they were offering the digital version for less on release day.

Yes. Because in the popular lexicon, references to "Harpo" make everyone think of a secondary character in The Colour Purple. I mean, what other possible cultural icon could people think of when they hear the name "Harpo"?

Jesus Christ! Not knowing or remembering The Color Purple does not make one "culturally unaware." I am betting you don't know who Satan João is.

The people on this site, I swear to God, are the biggest bunch of self-congratulatory twits.

Ha!

It more along the lines of this:

I was coming down here to post "oh, Mark, honey..."

I completely agree. I can't believe more people are not offended by this post. I was very surprised and disappointed to see it on Jezebel.

These were published on Buzzfeed like, 6 months ago. It got 2.4 million views

Newly leaked photos or on the internet a very long time?

Yup. Mark I know you probably didn't realize that these were created in a response to the Dunham fiasco, but that makes this article approximately 100x funnier.

Pretty sure this initially happened RIGHT after the Jezebel/Lena Dunham thing. That's why the "added bird to head" thing is in here. DIRECT REFERENCE TO VOGUE!!!

Also, whenever I'm feeling down, I find the link to this PhotoshopOfHorrors thing and laugh the crushing depression away!

I want to say that most of these drooling commenters would also be totally cool with a male-target-audience site posting an article about the sexiest female olympians, but I'm almost positive at least half would be super offended. Not saying you SHOULD or SHOULDN'T be offended by casual objectification of either sex,…

Was there a post like this on mother's day too? celebrating all the dads?

Women! Commence lustful feelings, even though these men's jobs are not to turn you on, but you are turned on anyway!

Erin, care to explain the blatant hypocrisy?

so, where was Jezebel's "Happy Mother's Day, Dad!" column?!?!?!

If these were beach volleyball chicks I'd be allowed to rage about equality/sexualization/insertgenderissuehere right?