So I guess it would be kinda tasteless to make a joke about being pussy-whipped, right?

UGH i used to intern at a ghostwriting firm, i wish i still had my connections so i could find out who ghostwrote that POS

Ahh, the obligatory commenter with the superiority complex.
I bet you used facebook way before it was cool, then you left when all the brain dead conformists joined.

whoooosh!

For me, the most important thing, is that my platform of choice outdoes the competition.

Holy shit.
It's a small problem that has a quick fix - can we please not use this as a pitiful excuse to justify your purchase of a PS4? Be happy with your console. I'm happy owning both instead of being a knuckle-headed fuckwit.
Rage.

Why would that have ANY impact on things like this? Are you just shoving fanboyism into every topic you can?

PS : Xbox One had as many games as PS4 at launch.

Because freaking out over this is childish. If you are indeed a child, please carry on. Otherwise, act like an adult.

Or you could not freak out so much and hold the power button for 10 seconds.

I mean they are encouraging indie game creation to the nth degree and wrote a billion dollar check to developers but yea man you are real original and hilarious.

Perhaps as part of that daily re-writing, the author can elaborate on things like "this is hard" or "this is possible" or "you can too" but until then I've provided the following summary of this article.

Owen, you speak to my soul as a franchise-mode gamer. Any fool can play as the Seahawks or 49ers or another solid young team that's only going to get better as players mature, but it takes a hardcore soul to play as a sad-sack franchise like the Browns. Your choice at franchise-mode start is a built-in difficulty…

your friendly reminder that gawker's entire staff are white gentrifiers who grew up in the suburbs of new jersey or ohio

Your translator is indeed wonky. Instead of "I earn it, motherfucker" it should be "I earn it, you cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,…

I don't know about "Jaw Dropping" [redacted clickbait complaint], but these were pretty fun to ogle at for a bit.

He needs the money to buy better steroids.

I know we rarely pass up an opportunity for outrage around here, but if you read the actual article, it's clear that Beckham brings the subject up herself, the reporter simply asks the follow up question:

I was just about to say something similar. I'm not sure why I should be wowed by a building appearing out of a construction zone.

Woman is uncomfortable at being asked about her tits by stranger. Not shocking or disappointing. I'm not mad Vic, be coy all you want.

These are more effective when the "before" image is an existing structure- I don't think anyone is arguing that an empty lot should continue to sit as wasted space.