Man, Halo: Reach really was great. C'mon, Microsoft! Make it backwards compatible already!

This game has jump scared me more than once when I’ve grappled up certain buildings.

Well, you know... if you had waited until you finished playing the main story to write this article... you wouldn’t have written this article.

My only complaint is that I'm so used to using L2 to brake, that I keep forgetting that I have to use square and so I keep slamming into things.

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And yet people will still complain

It’s funny because I always think to myself that graphics haven’t really improved in the last six or seven years. You know, based on memory of games past that pop up when I check out a new game. Then you do the thing with the sliders and it proves, once again, that the human brain is shit at remembering things.

I’m not…

Or, rather than telling people to stop preordering, you could tell them to do it for the right reason.

Spoilers: the protagonists face adversity.

I feel like roughly 80% of anime characters have the same face, or at least a variation of maybe 5 or 6 face layouts.

You’re saying it as if the demo wan’t fun.

Can we please stop doing this? If you don’t like a show, game, movie, book, or what have you, just move on.

I recall a recent Amy Schumer interview where the guy that made Ashley Madison.com said when a woman gets pregnant is when the men are most likely to cheat. He’s getting ripped, full of energy and in shape, she’s ballooning up and not in the mood. I’d suggest two months of Witcher 3, and a steady diet of pizza and Mt.…

Animations look really stiff here, specially Nightwing. Which is weird, because Batman Arkham games have some nice animations and flow.

I remember when this game was a mess, I remember when people bash this game for its lack of skill customization, I remember when everybody scream at the market implementation.

“this medics mah new best friend.” Thats right Jimmy, now you stack those dam buffs with renewed vigor!

Eh. While this is definitely up there in stupid, childish things, people watch sitcoms on network television, Adam Sandler movies, and read Twilight, and that doesn’t diminish any of those media’s status as art forms. Art is distinguished by its best examples, not its worst.

Out of all the Soul’s stories, with Dark Souls 1 being the most tragic and emotional, Bloodborne is definitely the most bizarre out-of-this-world story I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing in a game. It’s cool they went with a different beat for the narrative this time around, it’s straight up weird as shit…

There’s also Annalise, Queen of the Vilebloods, whose blood you need to drink to become a Vileblood.

And somewhere along the line the blood became corrupted in Yharnum, which lead to the rise of beasts, unless I’m mistaken. A metaphor for sexually transmitted diseases?

These kinds of things make me really into the lore…

Deus Ex devs are ahead of you ;D