Check out The Jimquisition’s latest video. It’s pretty goddamn good.

Sorry dude, but merc camps are like objectives—you play them correctly, often, and well, and you’ve won. They absolutely wail on the enemy base, and if left unchecked, can carve a path as surely as a regular group of heroes can.

You, commenter, are a shithead. S/He was doing his job, asking all the questions s/he is supposed to ask in order to keep his/her job. And here you are complaining, saying going into GameStop is the “worst” because you can’t be bothered to say “no” a few times.

Umm... I’d probably say it looks decent. Not exactly gorgeous.

Your heart, or your R34 porn-searching?

Oh, like the people who complained loud enough to actually force it to change?

Jesus, it’s so weird. It’s like, in the game, the better the animations the less I pay attention to them. In a game with iffy or alright animations, the amazing animations always stand out.

Wow, gamers go to YouTube and get pissed, what’s next? Gamers go to YouTube and ARGUE?! The madness!

As long as it’s downloaded, you can forever play it. Just don’t delete it, assuming Sony servers will go down in the near future. If you have an external hard drive, even better—it could be “The Hard Drive with Yakuza 5” on it! It’s the same reason why I never deleted P.T., so I could have it forever.

Cool! Now I could get two free games AND I can sell Madden! What a deal!

Cool! Now I could get two free games AND I can sell Madden! What a deal!

This gave me a big, goofy smile in public, hahaha. The best deals you’ll see for a good game on the eshop is like $30 for a four year old game

You could always just print off your own box art. High quality printing, of course. Is it official? Maybe not—but it’ll be in your collection anyways. If people ask you where the disc is, say it was digitally released but you had this made.

What a shame, then, that Dinklage never voiced a human.

Great video, as always. But a word of warning:

Phil, you are such a chill dude. I would totally catch a movie with you.

You need to hit it with the camera (and subsequently, your person) near-parallel to a wall. That’s really the only stipulation. You can even do it while falling, if you’re lucky.

I think at some point every middling game reviewed in the last six or so years will considered “cult hits”

They could... Actually write a review? Or write two simultaneous shorter reviews if their opinions differed from one another?

Interesting idea, but in practice, this is the laziest review method I have ever witnessed. Seems like you whipped it up in an hour behind deadlines.

I... I like it.