I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

Obama only got through on the 16th attempt. Tim Howard blocked all the other calls.

You don't get to be Serena Williams by being surrounded by people who care more about you as a person than they do about whether you win or lose a tennis match.

It's a wonder this doesn't happen more often when tournament participants are forced to play on grass.

Man, that ball really Pinocheted off the crossbar.

24 matches OR 2 years. I think they should let Italy advance. His crazy biting was so nuts Italy lost their mind for a minute Uruguay used the distraction to score. Now the team captain and the manager are backing Saurez which makes me think they put him up to it.

"Hey, when you have this much of an overbite, you can't help people running into it sometimes. I am the walrus! Coo-coo ka-choo!"

I think Roberto Martinez is right Saurez has to be nuts. He was player of the year in the EPL this year. Real Madrid and Barca were about to start a bidding war over him, he's just come off surgery to end England. Everything is coming up Saurez, how on earth do you bite some dude... maybe its a cultural thing? his…

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udNHsk…

There's absolutely nothing weird about a player being protective of his statistics, especially since they are correlated with contracts...

Donald said "I am going to take you out, O'Donnell!" O'Donnell claimed he interpreted that as a death threat.

I felt a great disturbance in the Hipster Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

WTF are you talking about? It's a completely legal spin.

Manhattan is such a nightmare around new development, I'm not surprised that even renown restaurants get screwed in the mix.

Yeah was just reading a book by Charlie Crist, the Republican govenor of Florida beaten in 2010 by a Tea Party guy who sees how extreme the GOP have gotten...proven by how his successor shot down a state railroad that would have boosted the Florida economy massively just because it came from evil Washington. All that…

And how many of those commissioners are GOP? Fiscal conservatism goes out the window when ensuring corporate welfare is at stake.

No, but they are people whose tax money is being appropriated for this. So, those folks are actually way more important than the people who go to the game.

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

Just like a woman. Dazzled by trinkets.

Every day Duke loses is a good day. When they lose by 30 on a national stage it is a great day.