Admitting this = winnerville.

I had never heard them called turtles until I moved to Seattle. Someone came in complaining about their car making a noise when they ran over turtles and all I could think was "that's sick and cruel, where the hell have you been driving that this is even an issue?"

♪♫ Seven blo-own saves,

With the upcoming World Cup, its relieving to know that such French aggression would never happen in international play.

I always wondered if the story Charlie Murphy tells about the basketball game with Prince was just a deadpan joke...I'm still wondering, but there's the story in Tyson's memoir.

Teenage drivers are the worst. My money says that he died shortly after uttering the words "hey guys, watch this!"

"Triviar?"

I once worked for an old baseball agent, who had to make a call to another old baseball agent re: a potential contract. It went something like this:
[2-3 minutes of pleasantries: friends in common, old clients, etc.] [Negotiation begins, aka SIMULTANEOUS VOLUME 10 SCREAMING for several minutes - excerpt: "OH JUST SHUT…

Stunning to me: There is a television show called "The Best of Mike Francesa."

Exactly right. If Deadspin hadn't stepped in, StubHub's response would have remained, "Here's $50, shut up."

Actually, my guess is that bragging on the internet is the reason he got the ticket instead of having the sale simply cancelled.

[quietly closes browser window and goes about his day, never mentioning the tweet again]

Deliberately breaking a rule to get an advantage is the definition of cheating.

Excuse me, but I only recognize one representation of our Lord and Savior:

If it's all about saving lives here at Goblin Valley, then might I suggest some vegetables for Glenn.

"Don't stare at it — eat it!"

At least he'll reduce the swelling by getting ice on it.

You all care way to much about the most common word in THE English language.

I understand it. But you understand that it comes off as super smug, right?

Looks like he should've blown out both