Well if Mariano cried then I have no problem admitting I totally lost my shit.

to NOT do that

I declare some type of relation to the Streisand Effect. Had they not asked them to do that, then they would not have done so

He's expecting a splintering performance

I heard he's looking to shatter expectations.

NA beer to me is like iced latte or melted ice cream — what's the point?

...and I'm tired of motorists' similarly bad behavior forcing the cyclists into that mode - survival mode. Who loses? Pedestrians like me.

Bobby Valentine taking credit for something and sounding completely insane? Come on, you guys, no way.

Wamp, wamp.

Those dick pedestrians, getting in the way of his 200 mph car.

I'm not surprised. Just watching Siragusa on TV makes me want to drive my car into a utility pole.

Braun: "I have no one to blame but myself. But, let's be honest, 9/11 certainly didn't help matters."

Perhaps Red Sox fans, and the "media", don't remember Ortiz and his positive test. Let's just focus on Arod ... just because.

How many "van down by the river" motivational speeches has he given the Aints defense so far?

Nothing ->

I was a first baseman from age 7 through high school and not once did I ever get stepped on because I followed one simple rule religiously that was told to me by a coach very early on: "You are entitled to only as much of the bag as you need to get the out. The rest is for the runner."

You're with me, feathered.

Returning to the major?

"the Yankees are now in the process of finding Gross"