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Because the only white people who drive Lincolns in 2017 are serial killers and Matthew McConaughey.

“When all them white people rolled up in black Lincoln Town Cars. Because the only white people who drive Lincolns in 2017 are serial killers and Matthew McConaughey”

Definitely something suspicious here:

“When Rose invites Chris to spend a weekend with her family. Because any invitation to spend an entire weekend with a bunch of new white people is obviously a set-up. (The optimal period of time to spend with a bunch of new white people, by the way? 121 minutes. Basically, exactly as long as the movie Crash.)“…

I only trust N.W.H

They always had Golden Tate, poor thing.

Ahem! Disability check.

Who the hell is still playing this game? Unless the power is out and you got 5 hours to kill, ain’t got no time for this game..

Michelle has the classic “just got a Christmas toy from Walgreens” look.

I would LOVE an inauguration gift of Hot Takis, even if it did come in that fugly turquoise box!

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

This is just telling me Satan knows where all the best gay joints are.

Oh, that’s just the start of that one.

Didn’t quite see that ending coming. Proof that if a story is engaging enough, i’ll read it.

It kinda makes you feel like Satan’s being unfairly singled-out in all this.

Boy that went full Shyamalan at the very end.

“In an agreed statement of facts the defendant confessed he was not a collegiate swimmer and had never been deemed an Olympic prospect in any sport.”

How is the banker supposed to cheat if there is no cash?