Did I say "Penis Protest"? Snowden is now called "Cock Kerfuffle"

This isn't a Christmas gift story and it isn't one I share frequently, but it was a beautiful moment and I want to share it somehow. My best friend had passed away a few weeks before this happened and her mom told me that before she passed, she said that she wanted her belongings to go to her friends. Her mom invited…

Shit, I can't imagine how awful that is... Having to be stuck with not one but TWO people who voluntarily drink Pepsi?

TAKE IT BACK! THEY ARE CALLED SOMOAS, DAMMIT!

Most men in our society are oppressed, through violence, capitalism and consumerism. But it's not "feminists" who are oppressing men in that way, it's other men. A minority of men, mostly the same ones that also oppress women. If people stopped talking about oppression as a "men" vs "women" phenomena and understood…

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

I work with kids, I have the right to go in there and say "OK you little fuckers, get your cunts over here and start doing some god damn work you lazy sinners and disgusting pieces of shit."

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood lawyer:

I would really like it— it would be a relief of epic proportions— if the media referred to women aged 18 and older as WOMEN not "girls." I find the term infantilizing and disrespectful in a way akin to calling a black man a "boy."

Hmm actually Indian government's antics are not so because she is middle class - that's just a coverup.

I pretty much agree with everyone that visa fraud and not paying her maid enough money are serious offenses and she must be punished for them. As an Indian, I also agree that the Indian government is over-reacting in all the outrage. However, I would like to address some of the points being raised by a number of…

Oh wow, I asked if you were an asshole or an idiot, and your answer boils down "por que no los dos?"

You claim to read Jezebel daily, and you also claim to not see evidence that women "to a degree still are oppressed." One of these things is a self-serving lie.

Have to say, never felt as alienated from Jezebel community as this. There's a lot of assumptions going here that in many cases does feel kind of unintentionally prejudiced.

As a cultural Hidhu, I can tell you to rock that pendant.

WHY DON'T WE HAVE MORE TRAINS HERE?? Ones that are not routinely 7 hours late, and cost as much as a flight?? In a country this big, how are we not demanding more rail service?? Seriously, we're really failing at this.

I don't know if it still exists, but for a while in a nearby college town there was a post-party cleaning service that for $100 would show up the morning after a party with breakfast burritos and do all the cleaning. Seeing as most college houses have at least 4-5 roommates, that seemed reasonable AND genius.

that movie is flawless.

Unconscious airline travel, where you show up at the airport, are ushered into a big room, and given powerful sedatives. You wake up with the flight is already over, in a similar lounge in another city.