Except for Kim Kardashian, who is a hobbit.

So you're telling me I can just have sex for half an hour to an hour, three to five times a week, and that counts as my "moderate exercist" quotient?

I hope it's a hoax. I won't even be mad, just make it a hoax. Please.

Buddha, Bethany, semantics. :)

These women are terrible. And bitter. I can't believe I agree with Bethenny.

Wait...so they married/stayed married to the guys who cheated on them and blamed the other woman rather than the dude who stuck his dick where it didn't belong? Good job ladies.

You can pick up some local terrestrial TV with rabbit ears. In HD, even!

Happy Hanukkah! :)

I'm a filthy goyim, but I wish just one person would wish me Happy Hanukkah :(

I wonder if it was always like that? Like if in the late 19th century, "interracial porn" was just some paintings of an Italian guy and a Polish woman.

After a recent rant about how there is "unrelenting support" for people who are "borderline obese," she's been banned from Facebook. But she is not sorry for fat-shaming, no sir.

Accidentally publishing that was accidentally awesome because it reads like a "fill in the blank." My answer is "ass boils."

It IS cathartic to hate-read, but you did that for us here, and now we have absolutely no reason to give them any site traffic at all. Let's make a pact that NONE OF US will EVER go there, EVER EVER FOREVER.

"Police have received multiple complaints about the sign"

Sometimes, the "other woman" doesn't know the man in question is married. By contrast: the married man always knows he's, um, married.

If you are who you say you are:

Seriously are we still acting like this? Seriously? I want to die.