Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

Warren and Bernie.  I want them both.

I think I could get further in the city naked rather than in the suburbs. There’s like 30 people shot in Chicago every day, car jackings, muggings, other naked crazies furiously swinging their dick back and forth so it hits their thighs making a slapping noise, for them to worry about you. You get a somewhat crowded…

Well, I loved The VVitch, and Hereditary, and Midsommar. It’s me. I’m the reason they keep making these movies you hate.

Apology accepted.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

The R rating is one thing. But don’t worry about it not being dorky. I can guarantee you with 100% certainty a Tarantino Star Trek will be the dorkiest Star Trek of all.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

I have, thankfully, never experienced either circumstance, but I think I’d much rather find out my partner was cheating on me as an adult than find out as a kid or teenager that one of my parents was cheating on the other. At least in the former, there are clear steps you can take once you know. What the fuck do you…

I am quite positive this exact list exists on a fetish website somewhere as best people to overhear having sex.

I think they must have moved them to one of the first 50 areas that everyone is ignoring for some reason

incredible.

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

Stick to sports.

“Stick to sports!”

You’ve got it wrong man. Mr. White was Reservoir Dogs.

This reply needs like 180% more sarcasm to not make me think you’re a crazy racist.

The closest i can think of is The Boondock Saints. It's one of those movies where everyone you know likes it, and i fucking hated it. And even if it's hated on the Internet nowadays i still think that it's a good movie that i hate since the fanbase for this movie is closer to me than ever. The only good thing about…