@jakebonz: Gonna kick ass and chew bubblegum?

@AustintheBruiser: I'd cry after wrecking a Ferrari too. Not so much a love for the car as much as the "How many children/organs am I going to have to sell to pay for this" feeling I'd have

@Rob-Stercraw: I had one with an automatic transmission. My favourite part of the car was the switch beside the gear selector that had 2 options: "NORM" and "PERF". This began years of "Performance mode" jokes

@BrtStlnd: I had a 1995 SW1 wagon. I had to constantly add oil to it. Besides the fact that I had to pull off, clean, and reinstall the EGR valve every 2 months or so, it was actually a fantastic engine. Eventually I could have the EGR valve off, cleaned, and reinstalled within 15 min, and you had to remove the…

@BrtStlnd: You mean the 1992 1.9 L SOHC engine that produced I believe 85 bhp? What's not to love? It got upgraded in 1995 to 100 bhp and I don't think it did it much good.

@CABEZAGRANDE: I didn't know about the detuning but it makes perfect sense. "Anyone" can make a fast engine, but not just anyone can make an engine last forever.

@MaWeiTao: Sorry dude, but I am a fan of the LED "mascara" on the cars. I think it's fantastic

@smackela: There was a 24 hours of Lemons entry either this year or last fall who ran a Rabbit. they looked reasonably professional as well. Every corner they had a rear wheel up. Jalopnik had a link to their blog a while back full of pictures and videos of the car cockin' around the track

@Baby Beater Benz: Depends on how you define it. It has 3 wheels and 4 tires. The front rim is a customer one-off that has mounting spots for 2 bike tires.

@smackela:That one is 2-wheeling...

@CABEZAGRANDE: As far as I can tell, any "american" big block V8 is a very inefficient engine. the GM 305 V8 that I have in my truck is essentially a 5L displacement and produces about 180 hp. Give a 5L V8 to the europeans and it will come back with 500 hp.

That'll buff...your wallet clean out of money to get fixed

@CABEZAGRANDE: It's so small and cuddly. I kinda want one, but really only if it has a 427 ci power plant under the hood

@fhrblig: he he. a 3 wheel Cobra. That would be hillarious to see

@fhrblig: Don't get me wrong. I would take any sort of Cobra I could get my hands on; A/C, kit car, etc

@fhrblig: I just pictured a Civic CRX turned into a Cobra. I think I just cried a little

yes but how long will it's tires last?

@K5ING: In my opinion, these commercials are some of the best that have ever been created. I'm not just saying that in a sensational sort of fashion. I've never enjoyed commercials so much in my life.

@CaptainMorgan_SOS: ...yeah that's going to go well. I can just imagine someone strafing around town with twin throwing knives, or better yet, twin RCP-90's killing anyone that moves.

@Slave2anMG: I love when he throws bananas at people's cars. That was such a great touch