This guy did it better:

To paraphrase a line from a Dave Chapelle skit "Oh I'd love to slide a finger down the crack of that ash"

@BaldwinPeriphetes: Yes, thank you. Obviously this guy isn't going to get caught by their "cyber" police

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: My pleasure :)

@ssrock64: I have no idea what you're talking about... Did you hear about that rainbow thing?

@pauljones: yes

Ahh Greensboro, NC. Home of Locke, Demosthenes, and our saviour, Ender Wiggin...oh wait, what reality is this again...?

@cobrajoe: Season 2 episode 1 for the Captain in a piece about a $15k bentley as a daily driver as I recall.

@dangertree: I remember back in the AOL days, I had a "childrens" permissions under my parent's login. This filtered out any websites that AOL felt were inappropriate for younger viewers. The trick was that this actually filtered out ALL websites. After trying every website I could think of and finding them…

@dangertree: you turned off Moderate Safe Search didn't you?

@Twonius: that is a classy move

@Jo Borras: I got a copy of his DVD. Too bad he didn't hook up the tach wire to his Alfano. If we had we could have watch the revs go up to about 14k.

@Twonius: the miata guys are worse than Nascar for crashes

@allinthefamily: I'm just thinking to when I go karting wearing shorts/t-shirt or I forget my gloves. It's not the most painless experience.

don't you get hit by stones and bugs and doesn't that hurt...a lot when you're not wearing any clothing?

@OA 5599: No no it was something like Vietnam or something. it was on Jalopnik a little while ago

@tonyola: WIN

@Roberto G.: What country is it again where the police actually monitor Youtube to ticket people?

@luisthebeast: That's just too ugly for words

And let me guess: It's NOT coming to North America?