Disappointed in some of the results so far. While some libertarians (like Matt Stone and Trey Parker) are capable of being funny and respectable, literally every Dawkins-style atheist is an absolute bitch.

I'm a hockey fan, but this is pretty spot on. For every Rich Peverley, there's a Claude Lemieux.

Taunting a Rainbow Warrior? CPAC is definitely in session.

At least the people of Oak Grove, MS are safe from violent criminals.

In Wisconsin they refer to this as the margarine of error.

Scully: Look at that kid out there in right field. He seems to really be enjoying himself. Look how much fun he's having playing. Is there anything more innocent and heartwarming than that?

According to his UNC CV, he also wrote a paper on the transformative hermeneutics of quantum gravity that will blow your mind.

Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

Elton John: Don't worry, Michael, it gets bett-

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

Cleveland better watch out. If Bennett keeps this up, he'll soon be taking his talents to South Beach. No, not that South Beach, but the south beach of Lake Ladoga when he jumps to the Russian league.

Are we sure he didn't get the job because of his tits?

Sherman's a Dick.

"Hi. I'm Darren Sharper. Hold my dick."

Bad example. Nobody wants to watch Chivas play. Even Chivas fans.