He sounded dumb as fuck. But people watch Duck Dynasty like it's their jobs. So, people don't tend to rip apart white people when they sound shitty. When it's white people, awww it's just their southern accent!

Pictured: Michael Vick stomping on millions of fresh, young whites.

Tommy Smith: Mike, we're going to have to fire your ass...

Good thing for the North Korean fanbase, they currently air 90's games as live TV.

Surprised the North Korean officials didn't block Charles Smith from entering.

They haven't played a game and already have the best record in the Atlantic Division.

Man, did every stupid person in the world read my post? You are dumb.

The internet is making me sad today.

Oh my god.

No. I was being completely serious. No man has ever gotten drunk and fought another man at a sporting event. You are delusional if you believe otherwise. You should consider psychiatric treatment, because you imagine things to be that aren't actually real.

See? This is why women should NOT be allowed to watch football. No man would ever get hammered and attack an opposing fan like that. All that estrogen only leads to drunken stadium brawls. It's science, man.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

White people are fucking crazy.

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

Blake Griffin doesn't even have to jump to posterize 7' white guys anymore.

"Ten years! Where does the time go?"

UPDATE: Spurs 104, Warriors 102 F

I refuse to acknowledge any other Duck Dynasty.

I understand these guys may come across as decent fellows, and I have plenty of friends/family/colleagues/acquaintances in my life (and social media feed) who prescribe to the same ethos. Their political beliefs fall right in line with some of the most virulently racist conservatives out there, so I'm wary of letting…