@arionfrost: I wish we converted to cavemen so I can bash in the heads of tabloid reporters with a rock. Afterwards, I will be rewarded with a gathering in the hall of heroes, fresh yak milk, roasted boar and a harem of Swedish bikini models.

@Damios: Kinda related. Watch the documentary, Babies. See where the love starvation comes from.

@Mooglecharm: I'm Jamaican. Can I be the reggae dude in the group? I'll act JUST LIKE DEE JAY!

@PookandPie: What's her gamertag?

@XtraFLUFFY2ply: as seen in my comments below. LEFT 4 DEAD.

@AkibaLime: Don't date sore losers.

@RoboBagins: It definitely comes down to not being a sore loser. Or, she's willing to learn techniques from you. MvC2 is a great example. I've been nagging my girl to try it out since the Dreamcast release. My reasoning was, it's more button masher friendly than Street Fighter 4. After about 2 weeks of off and on…

@That-Other-Guy-Over-There: I did a quick google search. Don't feel bad.

@Bluestar2k9: didn't you know it's a sin to give BJs during gameplay if you're not married?

@That-Other-Guy-Over-There: Yes. Pleasure to meet you.

@Dionkey: lol. the Pennywise avatar makes this comment funny and creepy.

@sage_viper: 2 hrs after your checkpoint in Jokeslyvania.

@[ZTF]The Power: I agree. My current partner proposed we find other couples to play with. Next thing I know, I got Little Red Riding Hood, a Barmaid that resembles the Swiss Miss girl and some persian girl they invited along for the weekend of adult fun.

@Bluestar2k9: You better be married already.

@Weirdwolf: I never shoot video.

@Splotch Eleven: Just fuck that bullshit out of their head.

@Sparx: try Left 4 Dead. Ladies love that zombie shit. Also: roleplay while playing. Saying things like "This can't be the end of the human species! WE MUST GET TO THE NEXT SAFE ROOM SO WE CAN COPULATE AND BEAR CHILDREN TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH WITH ZOMBIE HUNTING WILDCHILDS!!!!"

@WalnutSoap: Thoroughbred of Sin: That would imply INSERTION! I don't think these chaps are ready for that level yet.

@[ZTF]The Power: I used to live there. It's lonely, cold and the goats don't offer much convo after a good romp in the hay.

@That-Other-Guy-Over-There: Да. Очень приятно.