@Covert_Knight: LMAO!

*3-Point shot*

Autotune.

This following tip should be on Lifehacker:

@Tpadz: I will always have the idea that I'm chipping dried shit off my hiking boots, thanks to you.

Underbase.

@Woland77: a winnar is you.

@D-K: me with tits.

@—Tito—: what the shit man. Ok, time to supplement my income with Youtube poop vids.

@himjim: The trend is to confuse those who feel "confused". Kotaku is helping bring people out of the closet.

@Desertwolf: I agree. I have watched the series 3 times. No GATDAMNED CLUE what the hell it's about. Pretty much burned my interest in anime out for a solid 5 years.

@Resev: oooh shit! that looks painful. lol.

@lance.uppercut: I will pray that your console is returned to you before Red Dead Redemption and/or Alan Wake is released.

Crime doesn't pay, kids. Especially when you're stupid.

@dikebog: blasphemous currrrrrrrr!

STUCK!

@—Tito—: You're joking, right? They bought Youtube Poop?

@Trygle12's posts considered harmful!: More RAD than a tomato is what you meant to say, right?

@Prof.Gast: I actually caught a beating once for hooking up the NES to the "good" tv upstairs. Years later, I found out the real reason behind the beating was because i was "cockblocking" my dad by being in the house.

@JGab: Do not give ad agencies any ideas.