Needs more beat-boxing.

@chopblock: Really? There hasn't been an original story or idea in the past, what? 2000 years?

@amcog: Oh god. hearing those grunts n pig noises for 40 hours would have driven me to my first snapped in half game.

@chopblock: You should make one. May prove to be therapeutic.

@Kobun: *badum-tish!*

@Michael Le Gere: Any non sports fanatic woman will work.

Sonoma Coma

@Sloopydrew: The new HYPE begins a year before the game hits. We'll be hearing about the games for XBOX720 sometime next month. Console in stores 2014.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: How long was the period between HS and FFXII?

How long was the period between HS and FFXII?

@KeroseneClimax: I remember the first time I saw this video. The hairs on the back of my neck bristled something fierce and at the end of the video I realized I had the largest smile ever.

@Mister Jack: Now available in Diet Jack!: Would you like a sampling of the west nile virus?

@Random J: Sumosac. YOU CAN MAKE HER HOLLER!

@Manly_McBeeferton: At least you won't get a dirty penal shaft.

@Lockgar: Damn, the africa medallion is a major throwback. I had one just like that AND I had one with a gold plated lion head in the center. LOL. 90's Afrocentrism was crazy.

So glad I gave/sold my old Wii to my ex. Now my fiance can have company when I'm not ho...wait, what?

Is the game any good? L4D1/2 can hold my attention no longer, and the wait for Red Dead Redemption is killing me.

@PuppetDoctor: Ah, the smell of gasoline. I think everyone loves that smell. The smell of processed dinosaur bones.

@Kryptolojik: hock it on e-bay. You'll make MILLIONS!

@Goldwings: Sun tip #6 - The sun is a star (I didn't know that :S): R.I.P. indeed.