Oh YES...I forgot...numbers = content. That's why Honey Boo Boo is TLCs highest rating show with 3.2 million viewers.

You're making no distinction between journalism, headline writing, and re-posting a link to a video of some trash you know will go viral. Tim, you guys do some amazing journalistic work, as you were careful to point out above. You also post clickbait. Likewise, (some) newspapers do great journalistic work alongside…

For an organization whose bread and butter is ridiculing established media (often justifiably so), you guys sure are thin skinned.

Guy with job defends job.

No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

This is fantastic, but its very existence proves that the NUMBER ONE OVERALL SEED is Deadspin writers.

Since no one replied to my question in the reply all, I'll ask here: why in the fuck doesn't Burneko post pictures of him going through his goddamn recipes? I swear to Christ he's the most unhelpful food writer in carnation. Shit.

Let's be honest, 70% of ownership groups in america could have their stadium funding rejected and no one would notice, except the crime rate would go up. THESE GUYS ARE ANIMALS

It would appear that this is his "Party Shirt". Only good things happen, when he puts it on.

We laugh now, but see what happens when nobody believes a little girl's story that she was chased by a "spaghetti-faced man with green ears" through the south Louisiana woods.

All she wanted was to have a golf ball hit off of her bare ass, but instead she was humiliated like this.

"It was a good 12" will become the first phrase to appear on Hall of Fame plaques in two sports, for John Daly and Lawrence Taylor.

A picture is worth a thousand words. And judging by those sideburns, 812 of them are misspelled.

jesus christ these people are attractive

Really bizarre. The NBA might consider getting a restraining order. I've, unfortunately, seen this type of behavior before. The NBA must have told this guy they just wanted to be friends or something...

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He was actually just a seat filler so they could give the impression they had a

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

A brick will help conserve water while the Browns season is being flushed down the toilet.