I really was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she never prefaced the tweet with "I'm not racist, but."

Even a straight up avowed racist should care because a) the historical progress of the black quarterback essentially indexes the quality of play in the NFL and b) any reasonable cross section of NFL history is going to yield interesting results.

Reminds me of the thyme I got in a homophonic email fight

From: mikemiss@975thefanatic.com
To: [redacted]

Yeah what he did in Arizona really removed all doubt. He's so under rated, I guess because he tried to play injured and turned in some bad performances.

All I'm saying is I'd rather have Kurt Warner as my QB, instead of this guy. At the end of the day, if you could have any QB for your team, Peyton isn't the overwhelming favorite you'd expect based on his regular season record. You probably prefer Rothlisberger or even Eli.

Meh, he would have just blown it on 7 foot German trannies anyway.

I was going to say that this is further proof that God doesn't exist. But now, it's just more proof that Mark Cuban is a dick hole.

So are you saying that Duke is going to call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ni****s, who'll go to work on the Orange with a pair of pliers and a blow torch?

Well, Fox news stations usually have a hard time admitting when their favorite Patriots lose.

I'd F*** the S*** out of Anna Kendrick

Why would somebody think that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN? I've actually never heard somebody say that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN before. Has JASON KEIDEL ever been ACCUSED OF MOLESTING CHILDREN? I guess you are right, though. The only way we can be sure the whole JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN narrative is…

JASON KEIDEL MOLESTED FIVE CHILDREN IN NEWARK. Let's make this happen.

nailed it.

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

"I'm not saying the chicken tender workers can't complain, but they're all easily replaceable, and if the job itself disappeared tomorrow, nothing of value will have been lost."

"Fuck workers!!!"

You've basically just distilled down the libertarian ideas on labor / capital interaction.

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."