Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

The real question is when the hell are we going to stop adding "-gate" to every single 'scandal' that happens?

Don't leave out his vinegar strokes:

No.

Well shit. Shut it down, and close it up. OyyBrent didn't think it was than funny.

Okay!

Z's pulse never went above 85 beats per minute. Get well soon, Brian.

In other hockey news, Semyon Varlamov is only an anti-semitic remark away from completing the Bobby Hull Hat Trick.

Ha ha! You're implying he has female genitalia and that's really funny and insulting!

Fantastic piece, start to finish. Thank you especially for the phrase "negative space surrounded by the bullying forces of secular liberalism" — it so perfectly encapsulates not only the problem with Tebow, but the whole "persecuted Christian" narrative in general. It reminds me so much of the "shut up butthurt…

Tebow is really a great teammate, until you ask him to try play another position in order to better fit the teams game plan. then he'd rather be a martyr than not be a QB.

Long snapper? Hell, that ain't nuthin':

I happen to be writing a [sure to be shitty] 10 page paper on New York and the postmodern novel, or two postmodern novels, to be precise. Have you ever written a paper and sort of bumbled your way through it until you can literally see your thesis unraveling around page 5? I have!

I'd eat the shit out of those.

Zolak: So Rob, if you like that esoteric physics stuff, what are your thoughts on string theory?

now that made me laugh out loud

Ah, so you're not for the correct calls in general, just correct calls that go against teams you don't like.

Or, you could watch the whole play, and see that Gronkowski was getting mugged well before the catch was made. Not to mention the fact that, yes, DPI is subjective. So why did the official closest to the play, with the clearest look, throw a flag? And then picked it up after a conversation with guys stationed further…

Damnit I can't believe I missed this contest.