Jokes how the fuck do they work?

OK, we know now that you were the owner of one of those twitter accounts.

That;s brilliant. Should have out-grayed itself.

I love collapse porn!

You may be gray, but that's gold.

Being a Redskins fan.

Nagasaki?

Interesting...idea.

Ah, memories.

"A very minor physical altercation."

Thanks so much for making me aware of the spatula.

Without getting over-fancy, after the flip I place a heavy skillet on the sandwich to flatten it out, which really improves it for me somehow. Also, mustard on the side at times.

It's gonna be the worst shit show this place has ever seen. Anyone who has used it on Valleywag will tell you, it's the fucking WORST.

I have a copy of this EP. I am so pleased to see this here. TY Tommy!

Huge Warner fan here and he's never been on my team. I could do without all the god stuff, but that guy deserves two hall of fame inductions.

Wow that is butt hurt.

Get medieval, in other words.

Ornery. Uppity. Same thing I guess.

Dan Snyder: [takes dump]

Thanks for writing this. I've been subjected to ten years of my mother's bf talking about his indiscretions in Las Vegas and at the Super Bowl as if it were just something boys do. Fuck him.