Stop calling women females. It's fucking creepy.

Oh stop with this nonsense. I'm on the UT campus constantly; the last time I saw someone with "Juicy" on their butt, John McCain was contemplating who his VP running mate should be. Just stop. Seriously. STOP. My eyes can only roll so far back into my head.

Seriously. When are college students going to start treating college like the professional environment it in no way is?

There is a perfectly good reason of the no earrings and nail polish. MRI means Magnetic Resonance Imaging, which uses extremely powerful magnetic fields to stop the align all the protons in the area being scanned. These fields can rip out your earrings and rip off your nails, if either the earrings or nail polish…

If male nurses get so distracted by the female body, they may wish to reconsider their chosen profession...

The no earrings/no nail polish rule in radiology programs is for safety.

I'm actually not judging it either, just laughing until my stomach hurts/wondering who people are and where they come from

i hope you are never responsible for an infant if you don't think there is anything wrong with this. Infants are not wedding gown accesories that are to be dragged on the floor. Total parenting fail.

Martinez confirmed the meeting, but wouldn't say what they'd discussed.

This is still my favorite Wikipedia edit.

Am I the only one creeped out by the name "Webdriver Torso"?

Why not just stick a cork in it? A cock cork if you will. Then when you blow your load, it'll be all classy and shit like opening up a bottle of Dom P. Please, just don't saber it.

Challenge accepted.

How much payload can this condom hold??

The beginning of the video kills me. "After a good friend of mine contracted HIV, I designed this new condom that won't protect you from HIV."

"Did the slothful mastodon upon his extinction declare 'Don't lay a finger on MY butterfinger' ?"

51,371 people live inside the capitol building?

The AP has a specific list of cities that stand alone in datelines. The Concourse does not.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.