OBABS
Obvious Burner account, but still
OBABS

They aren't mutually exclusive, but one doesn't excuse the other.

Or, just find some veggies you don't hate, instead of forcing yourself to find ways in which you hate a vegetable slightly less. There are other vegetables in the world that aren't kale.

I think it's pretty obvious that the only person Donald Sterling has to blame for his ruin is himself. He could have amicably divorced his wife and taken up with any girl of his choosing, but instead he tried to have his cake and eat it too. I don't feel sorry for him, his wife or that obvious opportunist who

I know, right? Heaven forbid they walk around eating cookies in the shape of Uncle Si or buy a rubber duck with Phil's head on it, or a towel with Jase on it or wine endorsed by the stars of a television show.

That would assume that Duck Dynasty fans know what an idolator is. Or, barring that, it assumes that Duck Dynasty fans own dictionaries wherein they may find that word and its meaning.

How does anyone think that that is an appropriate request to make of a business owner? "Great food, good atmosphere. Only complaint is that your female employees need to have more of their tits out. Can you find a way to work on that without getting sued for sexual harassment?"

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

There is no evidence to suggest that sostanky is not also a woman.

your comment is incredibly unacceptable and uncalled for. in so many ways.

I know... I am like, is this supposed to be a big deal? Shampoo targets nearly every other demographic (blondes, ethnic hair, dry hair, wavy hair, etc.), why not women who wear veils?

Am I supposed to be outraged over this or something? I'm confused. SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT TO FEEL.

The butthurt is strong with this one. Gooooood. Goooooooooooood.

This happened to me decades ago in my misspent youth. Guy I loved with all my heart wanted an open relationship. I didn't, but said okay. I got a date the same day and he was SHOCKED. I can still taste the sweet revenge. It never occurred to him that I would get as much action as I did. He was, in all fairness,

Or they are just completely gobsmacked that their ideal is not every man's ideal. Like it's breaking fucking news that some dudes prefer fat chicks.

Most guys who think they "settled" have no idea that they actually hit the jackpot for their attractiveness level until there is some sort of rude awakening.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."