"big name" worn panties implies that there's a sustainable, locally sourced used pantie supplier that would be more ethical to buy from.

But others, how can I put it... some people you can't take the ghetto out of'

When I go and visit Oprah she can get on the intercom and say, "Negroes in the house," all she wants to. Barbara lost a major opportunity playing disgruntled step-mother-in-law.

Barbara and Vernon were often put up in hotels when they went to visit Oprah

This title should say "Idris Elba and His Girlfriend Had the Cutest Baby in History." We can say this with 100% confidence without having seen any pictures. Their baby probably makes every other baby look like a tiny pile of garbage.

Sure they may be talented, but it's subjecting a captive audience to something they may not have a taste for. What if it was opera? The Blue Man Group? Stomp? Circus performers? Magicians? The USC marching band? Metallica?

My childhood was not great at times, and I realize a stop in the ER is an extra step to the story, but there were several occasions that I can think of where a teacher or a vice-principal at my school broke the liability rules by taking me off campus in their car, so as to take me home, because it was well after…

This is supposed to be cute, but in fact it's my worst nightmare, because there's nothing worse than being trapped in an enclosed space and subjected to talent.

I bet you think you are allergic to Gluten, too.

I'm really not. I'm enjoying you having to justify being such a terrible person.

If you really think so little of servers, do us all a favor and stop going out to eat.

I think it's apropos now to mention that I actually used to serve at a bar-restaurant alongside a waitress who is literally, right now, a professional physicist splitting atoms. She, like so many physicists before her, had to GO TO SCHOOL.

I may not be an atom smasher, but I know what smoked salmon is.

I'm deeply confused as to what motivated your comment. No names are used. No pictures of customers accompany the post. There is no retaliation whatsoever.

If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?

You have obviously never worked a job where you have to deal with the public. These assholes DO exist, and you encounter them every single fucking day. And, may I note, the reason many of us remember the assholes is for having the kind of attitude you are exhibiting: that we are stupid and not worth treating like a…

Really? I've practically never had a problem with service at a restaurant, and I eat out a lot. Maybe being courteous to your waitstaff and not making vehement, moronic demands is some kind of special secret to getting polite, friendly, efficient service.

You are so the veggie sandwich lady.

You're one of those customers, aren't you?