No. I'm hearing and speaking impaired. I've been involved in the community for most of my life. These people are assholes for complaining.

When calling for someone to get the sack I think a certain amount of care should be taken with regard to general public knowledge.

Just stopped by to reiterate my distaste for Adam Levine.

That seems fair. As long as she's just talking about herself and not about what other women ought to do, I think she should be able to wear anything she pleases.

Right? Take Jesus out of the equation, she's saying she wants to be more demure than 'sexual.' What's wrong with that? Or, for that matter, what's wrong with her expressing her own religious beliefs? From what I've seen on Jezebel's two posts on the subject, she wasn't cramming her religion down anyone's throats but…

Until rumors leak that she donates vast sums of money to limit the rights of people who aren't exactly like her, DJ can be a big ol' bible thumper all she wants and i won't be bothered. Who cares if she thinks jesus doesn't want her showing her shoulders, or whatever.

It's not that he is the chillest dad, Jenny, it's just that he is a cross-dresser.

Upshot: bad insects were totally fucked this winter.

She also said she and Kanye are basically homeless

Obviously this man believes only mothers, pregnant women and those who don't care if they get pregnant and therefore don't use protection are responsible. The rest of us are just binge drinking responsibility-eschewing baby haters.

Pete Kelly obviously has a very legitimate crusade against FAS, as it has clearly destroyed his higher reasoning abilities.

This is such a weirdly specific crusade that I can't help but think he's attempting to revenge himself on one particular person. Did his mother drink while pregnant? A woman he liked but was rejected by?

Kim: You are in no way anywhere close to being "homeless" or understanding what the term means. Please refrain from using the term unless prefaced by "I am going to give money to the..."

That's what happens when you take a baby's diaper off.

This reminds me of the time my now ex-husband announced on Facebook "Well, my wife just walked out on me," and proceeded to check in to one local bar after another, so he could live-blog his binge drinking. Stars! They're just like us!

I don't care I'm just gonna say it.
I'm pretty sad about this. Love GOOP and like Coldplay.
Why can't people stay together anymore?

This acerola cherry and jerusalem artichoke smoothie is going down with a heavy heart.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

There is no reason not to have all four 3rd molars extracted in one procedure. The most danger comes from the general anesthesia, so having to be put under only once would be preferable to having to be put under multiple times.

I got all of mine out at once because it made way more sense to go in for one surgery than four separate ones.