Andy Rooney did a 60 minutes sketch, I mean segment, ranting about all the riboflavin and niacin in food these days. He was quite angry about it.

BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEMICALS AND CHEMICALS ARE BAD!!!!!!

Wait wait wait, are you saying that correlation does not necessarily equal causation? DO TELL.

I'm looking forward to a calm and polite discussion about this. Articles about breastfeeding, birthing, and child-rearing bring out the best in everyone.

I highly doubt a four-year-old is designing paper versions of celebrity gowns. That said, these are very crafty and she is very photogenic.

And am I to believe she tapes the backs up also, enclosing herself in paper?

I can't believe she didn't photoshop out any of those wrinkles!

correction: "4 year old's Mom makes celebrity gowns out of paper"

I don't believe that VMA's crap for a minute. How was that worse than him hanging out with naked models for hours filming? I'm almost positive she left because they were not bothered before that shit song, but now everyone is up in their business. Friends and family and randos bugging the shit out of you about your…

Matthew Morrison has been tapped to play J.M. Barrie in a musical theater adaptation of Finding Neverland. Man, that guy's star kind of went nowhere, right?

Both of their teeth are freaking me out.

I'm glad someone changed the name of "mutual oral" to 69. Mutual oral is a mouthful.

It can be nice for a moment or two, but then someone has got to take over, it's just not possible to match up parts so perfectly and to maintain both concentration and enjoyment in that position.

It would make me less likely to buy sheets and towels, actually. This way, if a naked Scott Foley ever came to my house, he'd have nothing to cover himself with.

• "Our rights are being whittled away in favor of gay rights."

That wasn't the plot of Philadelphia at all.

I just found out my disdain for May/December movie couples extends to gay movie couples as well!

Haven't we been through this? Like, a long time ago?

the window of risk for polio and other weak immune attacks has come and gone

A note to rape culture apologists; this is the kinds of shit that happens when you push the "she was asking for it" narrative. Nobody is safe when this attitude is allowed flush. Being elderly won't be protect you from being victim blamed and slut shamed. Very young children won't be protected from it either. So…