I'd hazard a guess that "Jesus never said that" would be true in 9/10 of cases where she's attributing some cockamamie idea to Christ. Though she'd probably contradict that claim.

Oh, but they will. It doesn't matter how much you explain you don't want to hear it, at some point in the evening a guest is going to request "Love Shack," and by God, the band just goes ahead and plays "Love Shack," just like they have every right in the world.

The only anatomically-correct word (for either sex) that I can think of that sounds sexy enough to use while sexting is "nipple."

Give me like 5-6 days to gather together all my organ-reshaping accoutrements and photograph them in the right light. Then I'll Dropbox them over to you.

An egg is fine if you're too afraid to be uncomfortable, but it's better if your gap can be more wedge-shaped. Target knows that men like a right angle. That's why I use a doorstop.

The more obnoxious part, I think, is the way she was treated after—everyone is so jammed up with a sense of their own importance/the importance of what they're doing/fear of getting into trouble in some unidentified way, that start doing weird things like claiming store managers' names are confidential. When part of…

Her job is to make and sell pop music, and part of selling pop music is making videos. Until she met this guy, she had a particular "brand" and particular things she did in the interest of selling those videos. Was she compromising herself, and letting others commodify her body? I don't know. Maybe. But that's a…

Did this douche not know what Shakira did for a living when he became involved with her?? That's her JOB, bro.

If you don't feel like responding, that's your call, so of course feel free not to. That's your business.

Possibly because you haven't actually said much of anything, up to this point. You disagreed with the first poster, and suggested that his opinion was due to some flaw in his/her (just going to go with "his") anatomy, when this is just a matter of personal taste & preference.

You are more than welcome to half of mine.

And is he not concerned that the flight attendants were busy tending to his airborne napkin needs, rather than at home producing issue?

They let us go to Canada if we show them a little booklet with our photo in it.

One of the dinner guests we had over the other night was vaping throughout the meal, and I really didn't notice any smell. I mean, it was weird to see him puffing away at the table, but whatever smell there may have been was easily masked by the food smells.

And my point is, you're acknowledging that her voice doesn't sound its best there. And even when it is its best, Idina Menzel's voice is never going to be everyone's mug of Ovaltine. It's super-nasal, and this particular song does not highlight its best qualities. The "Chess" concert that someone else posted is a much…

Oh, of course they don't tip. I worked at a local Olive Garden knockoff in college, and I believe the rationale behind not tipping was that having to tip on the soup-salad-breadsticks deal took away their joy at getting theoretically-unlimited quantities of food for next to nothing. If the ad said $6.99, then BY GOD,…

Oh God, that movie. I cried the whole way through.

So which is it—her voice is tired, or Nicetroll's ears are bad? Because if it's the former, it sounds like you agree with Nicetroll about the way she sounds here.

For heaven's sake, then say something positive if you want to. I'm not going to second you, because I hated all of the bcps I've ever tried, but I'm glad somebody is liking them even if I can't, because that's really the goal.

Pro-breast I can get behind, but the anti-formula zealots can be such bullies, and such IRRATIONAL bullies, flipping out over the label as if ingredients like "Phylloquinone" were code for "baby poison" rather than simply the name of a vitamin you can also find in, oh, I don't know...kale. Broccoli. Spinach.