I see the hand of The Best Friends Gang at work in this.

I don't blame you, goodness. Did he have any kind of explanation at all for being so thoughtless?! I'm just so sorry to hear this happened, and I hope you get some good help and support.

Yeah, this is a nonsense claim. If the amount of meat being "slipped" to them is so small that they don't even notice that it's there, and they happen to get violently ill from that, it's because they have some other meat-related digestive or immune issue, not because they haven't eaten meat in a long time.

Jesus, where were your friends in all this? I think you're well within your rights to be FURIOUS with them for not having your back here. Not that we should constantly put our friends in the position of having to babysit us when we drink irresponsibly, but the time for them to react to that would be today, AFTER they…

I think it's a stretch to call these people hot. The man has an extremely small head, and that worries me.

Henry V but not Henry Percy?! Hot + doomed is such a sexily tragic combination.

Has "trendy" come back into use as a word among The Youth? Because this is a word I primarily associate with my mom trying awkwardly to relate to teenage-me. As in "OBABS, you really like trendy clothing, don't you?"

Oof. My least favorite thing in scenes like these is when I'm hearing the actors speak but at the same time I can't stop picturing the dialogue on the page, because it's so flat and unnatural it just never seems to fully launch. If that makes any sense.

I know. They're so cute that this may be the only time I've thought the mullet-skirt look is actually working.

What that boob thing specifically reminded me of, mask-wise, are those tiny little eye-covering masks that people who go to tanning beds wear to protect their eyes while still trying to tan as much of the surrounding eye-area as possible. Like, a very LITTLE mask. Which is not meant as a comment on her actual breast…

A tribute to someone who died early and tragically because of drug use, given by a recovering alcoholic incorporating a message about the dangers of addiction into her memorial, does exactly the opposite of glorifying drug use.

Does Maria Menounos have a lower-eyelid eyeliner tattoo??

Oh, I absolutely did. Perhaps even specifically the groom from this story: http://gawker.com/this-terrifyin…

Doesn't the very existence of this book negate the entire premise of the book? If she were actually interested in being a "Maasai warrior," wouldn't she still be out doing that, rather than writing a book that she's out promoting with her snazzy red manicure? So that the very act of writing it completely puts the lie…

I'm so, so confused about these weekly photoshoots where they "dress up nice." Are they theme photos?? Are they making a calendar? Is this something college kids are doing now just to pass the time?

You guys would win in a walk, if not for the UP. The easiest hand maps leave at least one hand free to hold a beer.

Ugh, one of those things built a web across the front door of our building. I came home one night and it was chilling right where I needed to walk. I could've just reached for the doorknob and pulled it open, dislodging the spider, but the door opens in, so there was no way for me to get inside without walking…

I like that the fake grout on that fake bathroom wall is filthy-looking. Verisimilitude!!

I just really hope she's able to get MORE money out of them, because this isn't "reasonable wear & tear" or whatever. And as you say, they sound insufferable.

I know! She sent an email outlining damages. If that's more than this girl can take, I shudder to think how she's going to handle the next few months of gradually-escalating action, because I'm sure lawyers will be brought onboard at some point.