Does Maria Menounos have a lower-eyelid eyeliner tattoo??

Oh, I absolutely did. Perhaps even specifically the groom from this story: http://gawker.com/this-terrifyin…

Doesn't the very existence of this book negate the entire premise of the book? If she were actually interested in being a "Maasai warrior," wouldn't she still be out doing that, rather than writing a book that she's out promoting with her snazzy red manicure? So that the very act of writing it completely puts the lie…

I'm so, so confused about these weekly photoshoots where they "dress up nice." Are they theme photos?? Are they making a calendar? Is this something college kids are doing now just to pass the time?

You guys would win in a walk, if not for the UP. The easiest hand maps leave at least one hand free to hold a beer.

Ugh, one of those things built a web across the front door of our building. I came home one night and it was chilling right where I needed to walk. I could've just reached for the doorknob and pulled it open, dislodging the spider, but the door opens in, so there was no way for me to get inside without walking…

I like that the fake grout on that fake bathroom wall is filthy-looking. Verisimilitude!!

I just really hope she's able to get MORE money out of them, because this isn't "reasonable wear & tear" or whatever. And as you say, they sound insufferable.

I know! She sent an email outlining damages. If that's more than this girl can take, I shudder to think how she's going to handle the next few months of gradually-escalating action, because I'm sure lawyers will be brought onboard at some point.

It might, but it shouldn't have to. Rental money is supposed to be income, not a wash.

I always THINK I know all the words to Piano Man, but I get tripped up somewhere along the way. Generally around the "real estate novelist" verse.

They had the opportunity on that reverse shot to show Dame Maggie sporting one of these, and they gravely disappointed me by deciding against it, so I will not be watching this season:

How nice to see them adopting the American tradition of preposterously short maternity leaves!

You know what I do like, though? Her dress. That's a great wedding dress.

I had this idea in my head and couldn't figure out the words to form it and...those are the words. Those are just the words.

Threading it all the way through, like a chokehold? This seems scary.

I think it's pain au chocolat converted into a cronut.

Plus the often-misshapen heads that need a few weeks to sort themselves out.

Neko Case is white, but I don't think she actually does self-define as straight. I suppose one can argue that she benefits from straight privilege because she doesn't challenge the assumption that she's straight, but I don't think one can claim that she's implying that LGBTQ individuals divide the movement when she's…

Forget Janis for a moment; can we just have a little recognition for the bananas press release regarding Taylor Armstrong's engagement? "Taylor was wearing a beautiful blue silk dress with an intricate metal collar and John was wearing linen slacks and a white linen shirt."