Anyone else get named one thing and then called something entirely different for their entire life?

We had a kitty named Mallory when I was growing up who was named after her too!

To be honest, I always thought it was intentional.

Not only did I watch it, I also had a signed Ricky Schroeder headshot. Woooo! I met him in person like 20 years later and it was like I was 10 all over again. I blushed so hard and everything. He smiled up at me with that same big grin. It was awful because I was 30.

The dog poop is not okay? Neither is this travesty of a doily posing as a top on someone who clearly needs all the support she can get. Youch. My eyes are burning.

Apparently, babydoll dresses are hot again too. So many feelings about Courtney Love and the mall I worked at. I think think this must be like short shorts. If you wore them when they were popular before, then you should not be wearing them now?

Gotta say, all JB feelings aside, this is a respectable cover of a fabulous song. I liked it better in High Fidelity.

I love your user name so much!

No, I cannot allow the hipsters to take PBR. Boone's Farm 4eva!

I'm desperate to get my vote for Strawberry Hill logged here!

That is the first thing I noticed! It reminds me of all of those old crackhead photos of Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty. Ugggh, Disgusting.

Yes! I definitely did not mean Left Eye. Thanks!

I'm with you Lindy. I was even in my 20's when RB came out and still thought it was SO PROFOUND. Stay by Lisa Lopez, oh how it made my heart fly! It was really the jam of my toxic relationship of the moment.

Oh, this is so thought provoking. This explains the eternal winter of my life. Damn allergies.

I love how they were going to file an insurance claim to cover the damages, when in fact it could likely be recreated with other cookies and trash for less than $5. Apparently there is a long running art installation in my kitchen waste bin. I should charge admission for this reflection on our society. Pfft. I love…

I don’t so much clean with it, but I use organic coconut oil as a moisturizer for my body and face. It is the most fabulous stuff ever and leaves my skin feeling so soft and silky. It is great to use before a shower or if you have time to just let it soak in. I've got fair, sensitive skin and the best part is that I…

You know, my dad and stepmom divorced when I was about 35 and he was in his 60's. I found that we were soon sharing a dating pool in their 40's. That realization and this discussion about STI's were very surreal adult moments where up was down and day was night. Turning into the adult in the relationship is a strange…

Not only is he hot, he is super nice in person too. Swoon.

But, but, but that would mean getting something productive accomplished! Our entire political system is based on politicians staying in power and inventing laws to make it look like they're doing something. They're doing something all right, but it sure as shit isn't productive. Ugh. I despise them all and can't wait…

Katy Perry totally uses this hello kitty vajazzling. That seems like just her thing.