My dog helps me sort my laundry. She is also a sock ninja by night. You think the dryer actually stole your sock?!!

My dogs' jobs are sleeping and eating. And they are furry heating pads, so comfy.

Just because you can't have a post about pardoning turkeys without it.

"Linor's frustration with the far-too-difficult process of keeping a serial rapist in jail chafes against her fervent belief that coming forward is the most efficacious thing one can do and her constant insistence that the rapist and the rapist alone should always bear the burden of shame."

I'm a little confused by…

5 years ago we got rid of our rented storage unit and committed to keeping our junk and detritus limited to the space that is mortgaged to the bank. I've gotten rid of so much stuff during the initial move and annual closet clean out that I can't even remember what sentimental garbage is gone any more. My point is…

I think it's more common among urban black and latino men compared to whites.

Lotta men who weigh 350 lbs don't identify as fat.

This is so freaking awesome, you guys! From Texas, I applaud you. Now, get your bad selves on down here and help us get Wendy elected!

As a lady in Texas... I feel so touched that people outside the crazy zone care about us.

What a perfect way to look at it. Puppies are inspirational and amazing in their own way, but it's the elderly dogs with white muzzles and creaky limbs that truly warm my heart. She is beautiful.

This is my handsome boy Zeke rejecting gender stereotypes.

I put little scarves and things on my dog because she is very old and doesn't look like an adorable puppy to most people anymore (of course to me she is cutest dog I have ever seen, every single day). So when she is wearing something a little fancy or looks unique, more people will stop to pet her and give her…

I will go to bed happy tonight. I'd also like to introduce you to CoCo Puffin who lives in Austin, Texas. She's a fancy pittie too. Friend her on Facebook. She eats a lot of brisket tacos.

This article reminded me of my dad's Acura Integra GSR, who gave zero shits about accommodations for his 2 young children. I remember to this day the first drive we had from the dealer he let me sit up front at the age of 4 and raced a Dakar yellow E36 M3 and beat him...good memory. Fun > Practicality

Last night my wife and I watched "Somewhere Between" about chinese children who were adopted by American families. It was such a great documentary and it showed just how this 1 child rule affected so many lives and I highly recommend it. We are considering adoption as an option and this movie inspired us to look into…

If anyone wrote to an advice column about their elderly relative acting like that, they'd be told to get them to a doctor ASAP.

As an atheist who got a charlie brown Christmas tree as a Hanukkah gift last year, I'm pretty sure there is no religious component to cute animal heaven. Belly rubs and ear scratching are mandatory, though.

In my Heaven, men are shared, as are Hillary's deadly mojitos. xx

It's a damn shame they're both going to hell!

In my heaven, Ryan Gosling and Idris Elba are my boyfriends, Cary Grant is my husband; we live next to a well-funded Planned Parenthood, go to wild parties with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Hillary Clinton is our best friend/bartender. In my Heaven, everyone loves her hair. There will also be ferrets that don't…