Why, I watched the first two-thirds of "MC Hammer: Behind the Music" and if there's one thing I learned about money, it's that it never runs out!

The other one's father was an actor in the Matrix. So, you know, money.

This double posted, so I'm going to just put in another gif to reiterate...

Oh yeah. A discussion was had.

I'm not a scientologist or trying to get out their agenda.

Parenting is 90% being there for most people, but if you are Tom Cruise, I'd venture that your crazy ass being nowhere near your child is the best thing you could possibly do for them.

I teach high school English. I wear Croc flats in black, brown, and blue because I stand on my feet for pretty much eight solid hours a day and walk around on tile floors the whole time. My feet thank me for Crocs. My feet and I have been through a wide variety of other supposedly "comfortable" shoes since I've…

(1) How is working in a bakery not a real job? You go to work, do a job, and earn money. That equals a real job. (2) I have a very "real job" by your standards and there is no reason I couldn't wear these to court: http://www.crocs.com/crocs-womens-a…

Someone is really cranky about their paleo diet.

In the transcripts he is asked specifically why he was able to take time off work to fly halfway across the world for only 24 hours to attend an "IMPORTANT (his words) Scientology event"...but could not do the same to connect with his daughter. So clearly, he has the time, will, and money to go where he wants…

In the deposition, he admits that he flew from to London for 24 hours during the same time period for a big Scientology conference. I find it hard to believe he couldn't find another 24 hours or weekend to see his child.

No croissants and bear claws for you.

I would completely agree with this for normals, but he has the means to hop on a private jet or send one for her whenever he wants. And he's so rich, he can limit SOME of the work he was doing, surely, to make time for his daughter...I don't buy that it wasn't a cult thing. That suppressive persons BS.

Speaking about his other kids, am I the only one who feels terribly for them? Every time you turned around a few years ago you were hearing stories of Nicole and Tom talking about their new perfect biological children they loved more than anything which I always found extremely insensitive. And their other kids were…

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I ride horses and competed at regional championships in September as did my friend. She was given the number 666 too but instead of quitting she slapped it on her horse's bridle, went in that ring, and took the #1 spot in both of her divisions. The lesson I learned? With the devil at your side there is nothing you…

This one time? I went to my ex-friend's wedding to my ex-boyfriend? I painted my nails black and dropped mescalin. This wedding sounds as if it was also mescalin-worthy.

I just swirled back to my desk from the kitchen, so

Oh, brother. These fucking people. Can we abolish the "Vows" section of the NYT already, please? It's literally just a place for plebs to gawk at rich people and feel inadequate. PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR HEIRLOOM LACE AND YOUR CAKE SWORD AND YOUR WASTEFUL AND EXTRAVAGANT INTERNATIONAL JETSETTING.

I started by raging against the idea of my inevitable failure ("No! I WILL attend the European School of Luxembourg in 1993! I remember Bjork from when the 'Motorcrash' video debuted on '120 Minutes'!") But then I got to "Have a sister named Elisabeth van Lawick van Pabst-Koch," and I had to admit to myself that…