I love Newfies! In my old town there was a couple who had two, and I'd run into them when they were taking the big fellas out on walks. The best time was right after they'd been to the ice cream parlor and the boys had had a vanilla cone apiece. NEWFIE ICE CREAM KISSES.

Puppy breath smells like angel kisses feel.

GET IT. GET THAT SHOE, PUPPY. CHEW IT ALL UP.

On a more adult note, can we talk about how I secretly love all puppy smells? Puppy smell in general. Puppy breath smell. And, yes, even, in some sick, heart-string-tugging way...the smell of, shall we say, puppy accidents.

PUPPIES SMELL LIKE LOVE AND KISSES.

Spoiler alert: She didn't survive the Russian Revolution, no matter what Anna Anderson said.

I....don't get it at all. I liked Disney as much as any other kid, but I just don't understand Disney obsessed adults. I have 2 young kids, and to me, the inevitable trip to Disneyworld is one that I'm kind of dreading. People keep asking me when we are going, as if it's a foregone conclusion, like I should have…

my superdog.

I'm kind of okay with that, as long as her basis for disliking someone is earned by actual bad behavior on their part and not, like, their face. I think there's a difference between being a good person and being a NICE person, and there's too much bullshit pressure of "niceness" on women in general.

I think somebody got kicked out of Pawnee Rangers.

Sorry to be Debbie Downer, but this video made me really nervous. Lambs do not belong at the skate park. There were a couple times that he came perilously close to landing on the lamb. Also, if the lamb is going to be allowed to run loose, the leash should be taken off and not allowed to drag behind like it was at…

I do believe that if I were a city councilman planning a skate park I would spend the extra bucks and spring for getting the pentagram etched right into the concrete during construction.

You know, I thought about seeing this movie, but after some reflection, I’ve decided against it. My boyfriend made a prediction after the success of The Help and The Butler. He said there would be an avalanche of seemingly-sympathetic/educational/raw movies depicting Black people in downtrodden positions. More…

i see valcheck decided to do this one himself

It is a great way to figure out who needs to be kept a distance!

I kind of have an opposite situation. I'm white with black nieces and live in a small town. I also work with kids. So anytime I'm with any black girls people automatically assume they are my nieces. Yes, I have black nieces. No I am not related to every black girl in town. You know what people, just don't worry about…

I'm a lady. I'm a lawyer. I'm currently rocking Leopard print pumps.

I'm sick of being told that everything women do in the professional world is "wrong" just because it is not the same as what men do. Plain and simple. Like, (yes: likelikelikelikelike) even if it holds me back in my career. I don't even care. Fuck em.

Gal I just started dating me texted me that she successfully drove home drunk. She tried to justify it by saying her car has "autopilot" (it doesn't, it has lane departure warnings and distronic cruise control).

You know what would be great? If Jezebel.com would interview her about her work. It's not as big a platform as the Today Show, but since we're all sitting here griping about how she got conned out of her chance to tell a broad audience about her nonprofit...

I want to bedazzle a lobster now. I would name it Fernando. It would be my pet.

He hasn't called a female celebrity a FAT, UGLY SLORE in quite some time...