Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

I’m not getting the VW reference.

I grew up watching batman reruns. They were campy, funny, colorful, goofy and absolutely awesome, even with their cheap carboard sets and Cesar Romero’s mustache under his greasepaint makeup. And then I got older, and we got new Batmen. Each more serious than the last. Serious. Grim. Dark. Not fun at all.

This car is…

Yeah. Someone should get on the phone and tell the Honda engineers they don’t know what they are doing. Ok, you first.

T&C loophole, should have expected that one :)
Everyone knows that the Town and Country has been the freak of the FCA line-up. I mean that quite seriously when my siblings were looking for cars I had to explain that is totally not crap.

And analyze. Lots of analyzing. And I would have punctuated with an enormous number of colons.

I’m still wondering what it’s like to own a car under 30k miles

THREE DOOR

that steering wheel cover is kind of Trumpian in it’s out-of-placeness. CP

Love your posts, the main reason I visit Jalopnik. I’ll read about rust bucket clunker projects all day.

Targa anything for me

My tuner was $400 with 3 custom tunes. The livernois package is overpriced IMO.

I’ve logged enough seat time in a ‘13 SHO (with performance pack) to offer the following insight:

I was about to type something to the effect of “too big and bloated, high beltline, blah blah...”

But for a hair over $30k?!?

The thing about Tauruses is that they’re friggin huge, but mysteriously have cramped interiors. And they’re just plain not as good looking as the Fusion.

God that is annoying.

But, but, but...

hmmm...white does not suit this car.. i have decided

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

Is her last name Bigguns?