@LappingLuke: Haha, true, and I agree that it'd be cheaper, but you umm...might lose some quality.

@maximum_sarge: The Duke Nukem of Pickups.

@LappingLuke: You do know I'm kidding right?

@Rusty Van Horn: Reminds me too much of a Highlander, which reminds me too much of that damn commercial I keep seeing on TBS. Sorry dude, but as cool as it is, until that commercial's over I can't like it.

What, no Mahindra?

I love Capitalism. I really do. But sometimes, private investors really piss me off. Sure today I can laugh about Enron, but a whole lotta jobs were lost in the process. Now the 'Ring might even be shut down, before I have a chance to even visit it? No, I'm not letting this happen. If we get all of America to give us…

God I hate those commercials...especially the way he says "Highlander" and even "Bluetooth"...

So that's why they need so many batteries...

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: That's pretty accurate I think. He tried to kill himself, it didn't work initially, but the complications from that, aka effects experienced post-attempt, are what directly killed him.

@spuy767: If that's the thing that matters to you, then you sicken me. That's all I have to say.

@bdub215: That ain't the Joe Brown style son, he's gonna school you right now. It's time for Justice to be served, and it's an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Now I told you not to screw with my ratings, Mathis. You see, this is what happens when you screw with my ratings. I didn't want to rig your car, but Judge Judy's just got to go if I'm gonna be the number one daytime server of Justice around, you dig?

I wonder what kind of simulation they have for this emergency situation...

@ɹǝʌoɹ ǝƃuɐɹʇs: Haha, I try, I try.

@Simplify, then add beer: Hell, I'd bring the hay back from the market to the pigs in this. Then I'd lap the local track, hell yeah.

@mosesmalone: It's not for men in business suits wanting a "refined feel". We call that Audi...

@Simplify, then add beer: That's fricking terrible...steal his car.

A GulfSteam V'll only set me back like, 50 million?

@mosesmalone: If that's how you say, "Awesome", then sure.

@mosesmalone: It's an 'Ute'. Pick-up Truck with a powerful V8 and a 0-60 time that'll blow most sports cars out of the water.