@Blackened2k6: Hahaha, if Jalopnik worked that way Ash would have more hearts than he has comments.

@Alex Alperovich: Yeah, but he'd be lucky to pay that. I'd have found it impossible to even park it anywhere in cramped London.

Good luck parking that in London, mate. "Gas Guzzler Tax? Crikey man, you wish..."

It sounds even better as a convertible, when the entire Earth is your sound system.

HSV Maloo R8, of course.

Chevy: A Torpedo in America's reputation.

It's in the same place where Chrysler's business plan went. Now instead of "Where's Waldo" it's "Find Fail-o", because yes Chrysler, you have.

I'm betting Skaycog had to rather reluctantly include the "Mustang 500" part, instead of just "Ford GT".

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Parce que la voiture, elle est une Lamborghini! Et Je m'appelle Nürburgring: Le Premiere Hoon.

Here come the Jersey Jokes. Help me Obi-Wan KeSnooki, you're my only hope!

I saw the video and new it was the same guy who made "Hey There Khalilah" and the Hummus Rap. I showed it to my uncle who used to live in the UAE, and he laughed his ass off.

@DocWalt: Well I guess not all of them are terrible, and while I like the looks of a Tesla, I really wouldn't have one. I guess it's not a great thing to generalize the Tesla Owner stereotype, but for the most part, I hear they're pretty smug.

@booniebrew: In that case I'll take a used $40K Lotus Exige S and gas for life, thanks very much.

@Pavement clawing maniac: Which is why I love the Elise all the more.

Tesla drivers are...eh, I don't really like them from what I've read on Jalopnik. None in Jersey, thank god. They buy it to save money on gas and show off, not to save the environment like some hippie in an Ethanol powered VW Bus.

@irishelement: Dude I'd wave at an R32 driver. I don't see many of those.

@Maymar: Lol, you rule.

@Gïmmï Mørgäikköŋëŋ: Amen on the Exige my friend. Amen.

@dm123: Haha, double whammy for sure.

@dm123: Well regardless it's still relatively unreliable, in true Lancia fashion haha.