Well I do say that rhyme was fine,

I do love Classic British Sports cars, but it's not so much embarrassed when I'm driving it, more like when I'm on the side of the road under the hood after it breaks down...and also, I guess people would think that's all I'd want to talk about and avoid me.

@Cheeseslap: Cheese ninja asassin for hire: Well see most Martial Arts was all about form, unfortunately. Real survival is Aikido, Jiu-Jitsu, Krav Maga, Muay Thai. Those are practical Martial Arts. Yeah, I started when I was 3 or 4, and starting young is great, because your mind absorbs so much, and that's great that…

@Cheeseslap: Cheese ninja asassin for hire: I'm still taking Tae Kwon Do and you're right. I mean there's also the neck, and if you can get a sleeper hold, run away when they fall unconscious. Now if it's a female robber, there's really not much you can do without feeling horrible about yourself. Although restraining…

Damn Hobos think they can mess up my Shoprite? Hell no, someone break out the tear gas.

But why annoyingly bright yellow? That's my only question...

@Teran McKinney: Exactly. Don't go overboard with the miles, but you need to drive it. Even if it's just a weekend car. Make sure it's every damn weekend.

I have a friend that did a V8 swap into his Miata, and it only added like 100 pounds or so. Trust me, it kicked ass on the AutoX and killed on the track too. But yeah, a stock Miata is about the fun, not about the straight line speed. Which is why I'll buy a ZR1 and a Miata, and everytime I get to a corner I'll get…

Buying a Supercar and not driving it is the biggest form of abuse I can think of. Buying a Supercar, not maintaining it, and not driving it, is even worse. Buying a Supercar, not driving it, not maintaining it, and lending it to Lewis Hamilton to drive home after one of these is possibly the worst thing you can do to…

I have an idea...we get all the Azteks in the world and we sacrifice them to the Hindu god, Ganesh, in exchange for one pickup and one SUV. However it must only done during the monsoon season, and in the presence of several Nanos. Speaking of which, where are those damn little godsends anyway? Something about a…

@Cheeseslap: Cheese ninja asassin for hire:

@ninjacoco: Yeah...that'd be one fatass nipple.

But it has a spoiler...and when you drive to people's houses you can say "Trick or Treat!"

I like all Ray-dio stations, but seriously, 94.5 PST is fun for when I feel like a tool, which is a lot of the time.

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: I agree. He deserves a Union-made Star.

He could tell Perez Hilton and she could reveal the leak. But it'd have to be a story about how The Stig had a nip slip in California.

@iancoleTX: The Lotus is yellow too. I guess bright colors and a nice body design imply it's either a Ferrari or a Lamborghini. You should've been like "Yeah, we put on this Porsche badge for subtlety"

When I'm in my Uncle's Lotus: "Nice Ferrari, is it a Turbo?"

Mildly amused at 2.1? 2.1 was awesome, and you know it Matt. Come on, who else but Rob Dyrdek would be awesome enough to do that. Ray?

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: And the body kit, hmm?