@The Slurpee Man: Goddammit. Bring in five.

I'm never watching another commercial again...

@The Slurpee Man: Got out of hand for Canadians? What, someone stole some syrup and a hockey puck? Once?

At least it didn't crash like usual...

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: Hee hee hee. You know you're still my bro. Not don't rice it out. If that's possible.

@Phantom_of_the_Roller: I'm seriously going to buy an XKR just to say that wherever I go.

Lol, I guess it doesn't matter whether you have Hyundai Uncensored or not if you can't hear anything.

@Phantom_of_the_Roller: I agree, that roofline...yes.

Nice tits...I'd hit that. With a stick, until it broke down into something drivable.

You know if this was Air India the Flight Attendent would've just slapped the baby too, and then proceeded to give the mother her Mango Lassi. I am never flying Air India again...

So what they're saying is, to "Love" an Evo, your Penis would have to be backwards (Or perhaps, inverted). Therefore saying you'd have to have a vagina to drive one? I'm not familiar with "Non-rally enthusiast Evo culture"...sorry.

Ha, you call that armored? No man, that's not an armored car. That's an armored quadricycle with a fancy badge and reliability problems. You want a real armored vehicle? You go to the Canadians...I can't believe I just said that, but they made a nuclear safehouse on 4 wheels.

We don't really hate Britain, so I'd have an E-Type or a DB5, granted I can keep it running long enough to take it there.

@aceofcakes: Ah yeah, I can see how that would happen in Flo Rida. I live in Princeton, Aston Martin central man. I love it, but it makes me feel sad that I can't afford one haha.

@luisthebeast: Nah man, but it's "Ridin Dirty" yo.

Nice call on the Raptor, I knew it would've made the list.

@$kaycog: Phew...I thought so. An old Ford GT...ha. That would mean you're like....206 years old.

@$kaycog: Are you telling me there was a Ford GT before the 2005 Ford GT?

@Nick: Ugh, a Brett Favre jersey, I know what you mean...