@cobrajoe: There was a movie called "The Human Centipede" but I don't think that'll be as umm...dignified.

So true, nice one Disabled_Vette.

@cobrajoe: Well, for the man with a Foot Fetish and a Giant Fetish, definitely.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Yeah, I'm pretty proud I got the Seal of Approval too.

@worthless_cos: Well what if those three boots just went under the first boot to make a Super Boot?

I like big Boots and I cannot lie,

I assume CLS stands for Can't Look Stupider.

@pauljones: My ass looks better than Rosie O'Donnell.

It's like looking at a copier. Or those "It's a Small World" dolls, where they may be dressed differently, but you know it's all the same wood and plastic made in a sweatshop...

@Baby Beater Benz: Hooked on Ebonix, dawg.

@GV_Goat: Well screw Rosetta Stone then...

@southernscrew: Yee brah, it's all good nam sayin?

@southernscrew: I'm proud of my ability to not ruin the English language.

@lilwillie: We already knew bro, we already knew.

@GV_Goat: You mean you actually understood what he was saying?

@Baby Beater Benz: Damn yo, Bumblebee in the Hiz-house!

@jakebonz: Ugh, sorry, I didn't want to stare at them too long to tell the difference.

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: Damn straight I can.

@oddfish: The same reason why I'm not getting married.

@porsche9146: He would totally skydive into his chair Tony Stark style and then whip out some fireworks.