@Porscheisthebest: You've mentioned Hawaiian print shirts twice now. I have a feeling you're just watching Top Gear reruns and taking what Clarkson says to heart.

@Porscheisthebest: Then buy an M3. Porsche's aren't exactly subtle either...

@brust: Haha, the E36 M3 is great, and the WRX is the best rally car I'll ever know. You have a great taste man, forget about "Pricksarethebest" because frankly he's lost his credibility instantly. Look at his post where he brags about how many cars his daddy owns.

@Porscheisthebest: Ah, so another spoiled rich prick huh?

It's...beautiful.

@brust: Thank you, and I respect your above post, it's well thought out. Lotus drivers often can afford Ferraris and such, but if you've been in both, you'll find that no matter the 0-60, you have a hell of a lot more fun. The thing is, there's douchebaggery in every sports car, even the "Gay hairdresser" of the Miata…

@Porscheisthebest: So my Uncle, who's had a Boxster and a Cayenne Turbo, and now an Elise, and is also 6'3" is that guy? Not at all, okay? And you're that "typical Porsche owner". The guy that can't handle that there are other good cars and has to assume Porsche is supreme. Well you know what? Be a little more…

Alright Ed, you're out. I'm in. ZR1s for all! And I'll fix the interior, and give everyone track time. Any votes?

@brust: If your "length" is 12.3 feet, go see a doctor man.

@Ben Wojdyla: I love you.

@Porscheisthebest: That would make things a lot easier dude.

@crd22: Maybe it's a rental?

@aceofcakes: This might be the only exception really.

As the (un)Official Lotus-Jalopnik liaison, I'd like to say we do not assume responsibility. This guy is an exception, and come on, Lotus guys are the ultimate car guys. Or at least pretty damn good ones. And all of the ones I've met are kind and very helpful. It's an open community, one you don't normally get from…

@Electro Gyrocator: I've got a friend in Georgia with a CO Elise with some custom vinyls that he did himself. Looks absolutely fantastic. I love all the colors, flashy they may be, the general Lotus driver (With a few asshat exceptions) is good natured and loves them for the feel, regardless of showing off.

@mikeado: I didn't expect it my friend. I'll always love Lotus, because they're the reason that even if there is a car that does better on the track and is practical too, it still won't be as fun and as innocent as the Lotus is. It's really perfect.

@Fat Tire: Can I get a WTF please??

A Lexus WT-F with Hooter's tires and Carbonated brakes? Sign me up!

@Sensei Hikaru: Some more than others, my friend...some more than others.

@mikeado: You tell me when a Lexus WT-F looks good in Krypton Green.