But can he beat Tom Kruse, inventor of the Hoveround?

@Shadowlayer: Happiness in Russia lasted about 25 minutes.

@AlexG55: Yeah but I don't see the point of the decals. To show everyone that I'm "learning" and by definition get tailgated, honked at, and passed even when I've done nothing wrong? That's what it does, not "show that I'm a student driver and I'm learning". So if you ask me it's pointless and stupid. As soon as I get…

@AlexG55: Either way, I sure as hell hope you're not insinuating what I think you're insinuating...although I do respect the Lotus avatar.

I bet some Porsche owners hired Criss Angel to make it disappear...

@dislexicmofo: D.

Hahahaha, nice one.

I always knew Hen Hojylda ran a secret lucrative phone sex operation.

@AlexG55: I think the age of consent is 18 and I'm 16 and got my permit. Though that doesn't mean if there's a 45 year old Russian man named Stanislaus and his mistress Svetlana and they "really love children" that I'm all for it...

And here I was thinking it'd be a music video for a mashup of "Fire Burning" and "Heartless"...

Hey, it could be a commercial truck gearbox...you only really know what's failure in gearshifting when you have to shift up to "5th and a half".

This is an awesome piece of engineering, and I really wish it worked, but if you asked me Russia should've stocked up on Twinkies rather than working on the Soviet Union. They would've lasted longer anyway.

I wonder how much profit he makes if that wax is 12 grand itself...probably decent money though.

Can't be worse than the Cyborg-destrian alternative...

Kyleigh's Law...goddammit. Those stupid red stickers. Getting lost, my dog might eat them, they basically yell out to pedophiles, "Look at me, I'm a chubby 16 year old boy and I can't run away very fast!".

I kind of like it. Apart from whatever that Fish Sucker grille thing is...

That's obviously BP's latest oil spill solution...

@Jackie: Haha, hasn't happened to me yet, knock on wood. Actually, don't do that, or the car will collapse.

@Jim-Bob wants a B13 SE-R, but will just settle for working air conditioning.: Oh damn, did I say Ford? My bad, apologies.

@MikeTheRipper12: Hey, I'm a 16 year old driver in any car that isn't an econobox. It's pretty even.