"Chiclets, to go please..."

@$kaycog: Ugh...like most women I guess.

@$kaycog: Why do all your gifts always have an estimated arrival date of the end of the month? :(

Cool story bro. Haha, and congrats.

Nice to know out of the Viper, the Bike, and the Tow lift, only one is for sale. That's dedication.

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - Jalopy Gopnik Hooligan: Thank god.

@2kewl4skewl: Oh...my...god.

@Adam Davidson: Granted, that is like if 1/1000th of NYC bought Doodle Jump, and I'm sure dev costs weren't high at all, but still. 8?!? That's pathetic.

Hahaha. That was good.

There's only one Joe that I'd really want to see driving a Jeep.

@Jagvar: Between either one or between morals vs pure loving incest?

@Ben Wojdyla: Yeah, except the traffic is denser here because everyone's trying to run you over too...Take the above picture for instance. This is supposed to be three lanes. Do you see three? Haha, China's bad, but at least they've got some order. I'm glad I'm here where I could hopefully shrug off a $200 ticket…

MY2MOMS isn't that bad of an idea either...

@Cheeseslap: Mamma mia, That's-a lotta cheese!

@$kaycog: I thought Drug Dealers were supposed to at least tell you what Ecstasy does before they sold it to you...

@DoktorFunkenstein: Ehem...$1000 I Am Rich app ring a bell? Haha, but I do see your point.

@Nurburgring: I imagine it'll be a tad short of "Small Planet" fuel consumption...

Damn, how many Whoppers did that burn up?

@OfficerRabbit: But the thing is all he posted was an article pertaining to Ed Whitacre's position on the debt being paid off. A GM debt, related to cars, technically, and the only "political propaganda" he had made was saying how that guy kind of blocked the other guy from getting a word. I guess I can see how that's…

@peter314: Some of them really do have that charm that other girls don't...and some are just trolls. But it's all about finding the nice ones.